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Mission Briefing: 100764 Operation: GRANDSLAMAD
LOCATION: 56°29’39.3″N 3°03’30.6″W
Bullion Depository, Millennium Hall, Birkhill , DD2 5QE
DATE: 13-07-24
TIME: 7.30PM-12.00AM
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20 years after his last great adventure,“FROM BIRKHILL WITH LOVE”
BALD IS BACK IN ACTION in a thrilling new mission…..GOLDRINGER!
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Your mission is to infiltrate the Premiere, mingle, and make sure
“Operation GRANDSLAMAD” goes off with a bang. It is imperative you blend in, so make sure you dress appropriately in your Bond or 60’s outfit.
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Q-Branch reports that a planned delivery of Dom Perignon for the
event has been intercepted by SPECTRE. Limited free refreshments will be available but I imagine this will be consumed rapidly. This means you will be required to supplement this with your own Champagne,Vodka Martinis, and any other refreshments you require.
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MI6 Catering (BBQ & BUFFET DEPARTMENT) did manage to procure numerous Walther PPK Weber BBQ devices, so sustenance will be provided. Q has assured us that a separate grill will be available for non meat eaters.
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The planned air display by “Pussy Galore’s Flying Circus” had to be cancelled due to flight restrictions over the venue. However, dancing to 60’s tunes will be available courtesy of DJ “Oddjob.” Not only ill you be expected to talk, but you will be expected to dance!
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On receipt of this communication please confirm your attendance by contacting Miss Malcypenny on 07931733165 or imcoming@baldisback.co.uk or fill out the form here
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